Cougars Rejoice: Indio Downey is 18!

8 Sep

As some of you may or may not know, I have a bit of a “thing” for younger men. And by “thing” I mean an inappropriate love for Nick Jonas and Justin Beiber. I’m usually pretty public and scarily unashamed of these crushes but there’s one love I’ve kept under wraps for some time : Indio Downey. That’s right, the spawn of none other than the talented, charismatic and all around delicious Robert Downey Jr. With a father like that you know the kid was bound to be a stunner. The problem is that Indio started showing signs of stunner-dom at around 14 years of age – which even for the most ferocious of cougars is far too young.. Every now and again there’d be posts online of Robert and Indio going somewhere in LA, or doing a photoshoot and everyone would say “That kid is going to be hot when he’s older.”  A fair enough assessment, of course, but I knew what they were all really thinking, what they were too afraid to say: that Indio was hot. Now. Not in the future.  But now. In the present tense. At 15 years old. As gross as it was, it was true. The kid was a charmer from day 1 and the rest of us were just going to have to wait it out. But alas the day has come where the youngest of the Downey men has turned 18 and is unleashing his beauty onto the unsuspecting world of single ladies!  We, as cougars, can rejoice and feel a sense of calm in knowing that our feelings (while still slightly inappropriate) are completely legal.

So happy birthday, Indio. ‘Tis a happy day indeed.


One Response to “Cougars Rejoice: Indio Downey is 18!”

  1. Valeria September 8, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    OMG — I can’t even with that picture. Like, inappropos.

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