I Would Watch A Porno With MCH — Even If It Was Illegal

1 Jun

There are many reasons why I love Michael C. Hall — one of them could be because I associate him a little too much with Dexter Morgan (although I’m certain MCH is not a serial killer, and is in fact probably a really awkward kid, which makes me wanna bone him even more).

His latest foray into joining up the College Humor Cameos is just another reason why he’s the most delicious man walking this earth.

Is it so wrong to openly admit that even if news came out that MCH was in fact an avid watcher of kiddie porn, I would still want to hit that? And would probably be ok with acting out a Daddy/Daughter fantasy?

Answer:  Yes, it’s incredibly wrong.  But, honestly, haven’t you heard his voice on the Dodge car commercials?  That is a man that you want to populate the earth with.

I don’t even care that the copy for that commercial is totally Don Draper.

Take note, Gentlemen:

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